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Things that will happen before sherlock series three
"Heroes don't exist. And if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.

Full name: Skyler Owens
Year: Sixth
House: Gryffindor
Blood status: Muggleborn
Significant relationships: Rafael Boot (friend), Maxwell Winter (friend)

Faceclaim: Dani Shay
Extra information: Skyler is the bigender child of two muggle primary school teachers, and has ADHD

Skyler Owens is currently open

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1 month ago on June 3rd | J | 5 notes
"Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily."

Full name: Dominique Weasley
Year: Seventh
House: Ravenclaw
Blood status: Pureblood witch, part Veela and part Werewolf
Significant relationships: Victoire Weasley (sibling), Louis Weasley (sibling), James Sirius Potter-Weasley (friend), Alice Longbottom (friend), Charlie Vane (friend), Molly Iko-Weasley (friend)
Faceclaim: Taissa Farmiga
Extra information: Dominique is the daughter of Fleur Weasley and Bill Weasley, and has obsessive-compulsive disorder and depression

Dominique Weasley is currently open

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1 month ago on June 3rd | J | 12 notes
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Full name: Cheryl Weasley
Year: Seventh
House: Slytherin
Blood status: Halfblood
Significant relationships: Sunny Weasley (twin brother), 
Jake Spinnet-Bell (friend)
Faceclaim: Sophie Turner
Extra information: Cher is the child 
of squib Perry Weasley and muggle Lacy Dena. They were raised as a muggle with no knowledge of the wizarding world or their distant relative Arthur Weasley and his family. Cheryl is Agender.

Cheryl Weasley is currently open

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1 month ago on June 3rd | J | 19 notes
Tagged as: #also baby 
"The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that.

Full name: Jamie Wolpert
Year: Seventh
House: Gryffindor
Blood status: Halfblood
Significant relationships: Adla Kiptoo (friend), Charlotte Zabini (friend)

Faceclaim: George Blagden
Extra information: Jamie is the child of Nigel Wolpert, and is Genderfluid

Jamie Wolpert is currently open

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1 month ago on June 3rd | J | 7 notes
Tagged as: #baby 

24 years after the wizarding war finds Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley happily married in their dream jobs. But will their children be as lucky?

James Sirius, Albus Severus and Lily Luna are all currently open. Send in your applications today!

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1 month ago on June 2nd | J | 23 notes
Tagged as: #james is my baby 
"In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on."

Full name: Fred Weasley II
Age: 23
Status: Professor
Subject: Charms
Blood status: Halfblood
Significant relationships: Roxanne Weasley (sister), Ted Lupin (colleague/friend), Alicia Spinnet (colleague/friend)
Faceclaim: Jesse Williams
Extra information: Fred is the child of George Weasley and Angelina Johnson, and is an ex-Ravenclaw student

Fred Weasley II is currently open.

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1 month ago on June 2nd | J | 15 notes
"Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more."

Full name: Albus Severus Potter-Weasley
Year: Sixth
House: Slytherin
Blood status: Halfblood
Significant relationships: James Sirius Potter-Weasley (sibling), Lily Luna Potter-Weasley (sibling), Ted Lupin (honorary sibling), Scorpius/Scorpia Malfoy (friend), Lorcan Lovemander (friend)
Faceclaim: Colin Ford
Extra information: Albus is the child of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter

Albus Potter-Weasley is currently open

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1 month ago on June 2nd | J | 13 notes
When is the last chance to apply?

Anonymous

There’s no last chance or time limit. We’re opening tomorrow night, but after that we’ll still be accepting applications. Just apply when you can, for whoever you want :)

1 month ago on June 1st | J | 0 notes
so a Chinese character went to a Japanese school?

Anonymous

before-series-three:

Shit. Okay, we fucked up. Thank you so much for bringing it to our attention. Hang on and I’ll change it, and make an admin post on the blog apologising. The convenience of having a canon wizarding school in Asia made us use it, but that wasn’t right. We’re really sorry, we’re fixing it now.

We’ve edited the bio now and made an apology post, and are currently looking for an alternative name for the school. If anyone has any suggestions please do let us know, because being a white girl, sticking ‘magicschool’ or etc into google translate is probably just as bad, if not worse, as what we already did. We’re working to contact blogs that might be able to help us find an appropriate name, and again we’re just really, really sorry.

1 month ago on June 1st | J | 8 notes
so a Chinese character went to a Japanese school?

Anonymous

Shit. Okay, we fucked up. Thank you so much for bringing it to our attention. Hang on and I’ll change it, and make an admin post on the blog apologising. The convenience of having a canon wizarding school in Asia made us use it, but that wasn’t right. We’re really sorry, we’re fixing it now.

1 month ago on June 1st | J | 8 notes